Today is the 1st of April so keep your wits about you !
Up until midday pranksters of all ages will be having fun, playing tricks on people and getting up to all sorts of mischief . But at 12 o’clock the joke is over, if you continue past noon you will certainly hear this phrase … “April fool is dead and gone, you’re the fool for carrying on!”
Here are a few English jokes to try on your friends:
Did you have any difficulty with your French in Paris?
– No, but the French people did
What are you doing in my tree young man?
– One of your apples fell down and I’m putting it back.
How were the exam questions?
– They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.
Doctor, doctor, do I need glasses?
– You certainly do, this is a greengrocer’s!
What do you say when you meet a three headed monster?
– Hello, hello, hello
Darling, I want to dance like this forever!
– Don’t you ever want to improve.
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but sometimes I fear the wurst (the worst).
My ultra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.
I’ve started working for a bicycle wheel making company.
– I’m the spokesman.