Watch out! It’s April Fool’s Day!

Today is the 1st of April so keep your wits about you !

Up until midday pranksters of all ages will be having fun, playing tricks on people and getting up to all sorts of mischief . But at 12 o’clock the joke is over, if you continue past noon you will certainly hear this phrase … “April fool is dead and gone, you’re the fool for carrying on!”

Here are a few English jokes to try on your friends:

Did you have any difficulty with your French in Paris?

– No, but the French people did

What are you doing in my tree young man?

– One of your apples fell down and I’m putting it back.

How were the exam questions?

– They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.

Doctor, doctor, do I need glasses?

– You certainly do, this is a greengrocer’s!

What do you say when you meet a three headed monster?

– Hello, hello, hello

Darling, I want to dance like this forever!

– Don’t you ever want to improve.

I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but sometimes I fear the wurst (the worst).

My ultra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.

I’ve started working for a bicycle wheel making company.

– I’m the spokesman.